I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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