they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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