hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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