Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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