it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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