There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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