Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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