what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
whose parrot is this?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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