Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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