In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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