On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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