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(647): View more from Ontario

I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop

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(773): View more from Illinois

My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.

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(520): View more from Arizona

So you had sex with my brother?

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It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Houston, we have a squirter

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(919): View more from North Carolina

she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE

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(512): View more from Texas

Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.

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