im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
