So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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