sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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