his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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