I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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