It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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