How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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