Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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