fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
do herpes really smell.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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