So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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