Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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