Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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