so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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