We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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