Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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