Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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