and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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