Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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