it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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