I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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