I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Randomize
