I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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