He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You've changed since you got that strap on
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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