Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Who died my cat blue again?
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