Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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