I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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