I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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