But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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