the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm at about main and main street
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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