I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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