hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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