he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Randomize
