Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
why is half of my head shaved?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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