brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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