i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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