Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I came so hard my ears popped.
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