I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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