I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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