Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
my poor anus
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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