Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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