scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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