So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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