How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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