do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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