you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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