did you get engaged???
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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